Saturday, August 30, 2008

Silent Treatment



I-I-I get it. I run New York...or rather I run myself into a silent treatment sort of situaton. So get this. My cousin tells me that if I fall in the water she will laugh, I call her an asshole so she gets upset. Her mother tries to play on some dominant shit telling me I can't stay in the house if I'm "above being spoken to". I'm looking at this chick like "WTF are you talking about?" So now my cousin tells me since I think she's an asshole, she'll treat me like one. I could only laugh to myself because this chick has no clue what an asshole is if she thinks the silent treatment is what's going to kill me. Home girl better up her game up cause my father had made a living out of ignoring his family when he wants nothing to do with them. This is just a cake-walk for me. She doesn't know how truly cold and calculating a human can be, she can only imagine. I know at first hand experience. So she can play the cute "omg neva goin to talk to u foreva!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneelevenone" bullshit all she wants because she's not ready to be an asshole.

She's an intern at it. Being an asshole? I got my doctorate and I'm well certified ladies and gentlemen so she can kill it cause she's not ready for it. Tae-Kwon-Do or whatever karate bullshit won't help her in this one cause my mind is more mentally strong and adept to hate and isolation than hers. I can inhale and exhale hate longer than most. I dwell in the negativity and ignorance. I can transform into it. When push comes to shove, I am it. So she can live in her fantasy world thinking she's cruel and she's somewhat hurt me but look at me, I'm too fucking thick skinned and hard headed to feel a thing. You think I lose sleep at night over this chick? Gotta be kidding me. Poor kid, she has no clue what mental war she has gotten herself into. I'll have to TKO her ass out by mind now. She would have been better off if she had handled this war physically now I might traumatize her. What a poor unfortunate soul.

Update: She found herself too weak and broke down back to her normal self by early evening today. Shame. Would have been a mental fight for the ages.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Gonna Have to Ask You To Go To Hell


Seriously...I hate people. I hate stupid people more. Let me give list you why my family members suffer from mental retardation from the worst ways:

Uncle: He feels as though he should quit his job cause a woman got promoted over him. Now if this isn't bad enough, this man goes and has two more kids to add to his two kids he already has to support. The last one - out of wedlock. Fucking retard. His wife up and leaves him and goes to Florida taking two of the kids leaving one at home and the other out of wedlock kid somewhere in Jamaica. (It's not hers, why should she give a damn?)

Aunt: Stop the f'n elitist bullshit already woman. You're not special and you know it.

Aunt's Oldest Daughter: Just. Fuck. Off. Really. Every little damn thing someone does you feel the need to yell at them and boss them around.

Aunt's Youngest Daughter: You are no better than your older sister and if you start some shit with me I will hook you in the mouth, cousin or no cousin. Act like a man, get pummeled like one. Hook you off with that Rick James brass knuckles: U-N-I-T-Y!

The rest of these misfits: Just fuck off really. You all think your high shit and talk down about me, America, and Americans. If America ever decides to embargo your ass you'll be worse off than Haiti so suck a big one, idiots. What makes you so awesome? Is it that MOST MURDEROUS COUNTRY OF 2007? Or the fact you are the most hateful pieces of shit to disgrace the Caribbean. You aren't shit, neither is this little backwards island you call Jamaica. I came for my degree, I'm leaving with my sanity. Fuck you.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

CLASSICS #01 : Terry Tate/Office Linebacker in "Sensitivity Training"






Jesus Christ these Terry Tate/Office Linebacker vids were the shit a couple of years ago. I missed the rubberband man ones too, but now he's crabman on "My Name Is Earl".

I'm going to start posting classic vids/commercials that were greatly missed on television ...

Enjoy!

- BJ

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Olympic Flashback: "Ain't That A Kick In The Head..."


"Hey man, Nice Shot!"


I know ... I lied.

So what, I felt like posting a "night closure". Remember this cuban guy ... upset with the ref'. Instead of just going about his business. He 'Jackie Chan' the referee ... kicking him right in the head/face.

I couldn't help but laugh at that scene. I can understand taking your sport seriously, wanting to argue of the result, but just to straight kick the judge/ref in the face ... alot of balls there.

Well, that's my Olympic Flashback.

I know alot have heard about this whole "Usain Bolt <-> NFL" thing rumoring about. I know previous olympians have led a successful career in the NFL, but I dunno ... it'll be a breaking story, but I just don't know if Bolt decides to roll that route.

Speaking of the NFL, I wish Texans' WR, Harry Williams a speedy recovery from the surgery due to him taking a hell of a colllision by his own mate in last week's game vs. Cowboys. A broken vertebrae and the saying of the guy's career being done and over. Only played one game I believe last year (in his stats). Definitely sucks. So I'm hoping dude a speedy recovery. Miracles do happen, just ask Kevin Everrett.

This is it from me tonight ... I'm serious!

Stay out of trouble ya'll and be safe! Remember to register to vote. I know many of ya'll fuckers haven't registered. Do it now and make a change.

Adios!

- BJ

Metallica - The Day That Never Comes


"Question: What does that look like to you?" ^_^




I finally got to hear Metallica's new hit single "The Day That Never Comes". Me loving the Rock and my Hip-Hop/R&B genre of music. I felt like sharing this track with those who have yet to hear this track. I definitely like this track, some of their old stuff seemed to influenced the flow of this one. I say check it out...

I tried getting the mp3 link, however I wasn't successful. Sorry for such a late post, this is what happens when you have the term "looking for a job" imprinted in your mind for the next few days in this work training program I'm in.
Till then folks, this is 'Black Jaysus' up and out ...

Stay fresh ...

- BJ

Monday, August 25, 2008

Dog vs. Mirror

Dog Vs. Mirror


Up this late, here I am ... surfing around on Myspace at these silly-ass videos. Came across one that reminded me of that "Windex" commercial ... the guy running hard into the damn glass ...

Doggy-Dog World ... His turn comes.

I need help ... no, seriously, I do.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Chargers/ Merriman ; New York Giants / Umenyiora


"Hello #4 ... We're Coming For You!"

Giants' Umenyiora requires season-ending knee surgery

The New York Giants' Osi Umenyiora needs season-ending knee surgery, NFL Network's Adam Schefter is reporting. The Pro Bowl defensive end has a torn MCL.

Umenyiora injured his left knee in the second quarter of the New York Giants' preseason game against the New York Jets.

Umenyiora started all 16 games last season and had 52 tackles and a team-high 13 sacks. He added seven tackles in the Giants' run to the Super Bowl.

The Giants are a bit thin at defensive end this season with the retirement of seven-time Pro Bowler Michael Strahan. Tuck has replaced Strahan. New York also signed veteran Renaldo Wynn in the offseason.

With Umenyiora sidelined, the Giants could move strongside linebacker Mathias Kiwanuka back to defensive end. He was switched to linebacker last year so the team could put its best 11 players on the field.

"You are always concerned any time a player like that goes down," Kiwanuka said. "That's not good. We know the type of player he is and if he can come back he will. But we have the personnel to step up in his absence."

Kiwanuka sidestepped moving back to defensive end, saying that decision is up to the team.





Merriman weighs options for 'career-threatening' knee injury

Chargers Pro Bowl linebacker Shawne Merriman said Saturday he has two torn ligaments in his left knee and has been told by doctors that he could suffer a possible career-ending injury if he attempts to play without having surgery.

Merriman said he has tears in both the posterior cruciate and lateral collateral ligaments. He said doctors agree that he needs surgery to repair the damage.

"It could be career-threatening if I did (play)," Merriman said. "It's a possibility. That possibility is still open."

A course of action has not been decided. Merriman, who will consult with a doctor in Miami early next week before making a decision, has been told reconstructive surgery would sideline him for the entire 2008 season. Another option is a less-invasive surgery that would allow him to play at some point in the season.

"They've all said the same things about the injury," Merriman said. "(They're) kind of surprised that I've been playing with it up to this point."

The Chargers open the regular season Sept. 7 against the Carolina Panthers. Merriman wants to play this season.

"That's first and foremost," Merriman said. "That's what I want to do. That's why this decision is even out there still and not already made, because I want to play, period. The question is what should I do? How long should I play with it?

"It's a thousand different options at this point and I'm just trying to make the best one."

Merriman left the team Tuesday to seek opinions from other doctors, a trek that included a visit with renowned surgeon James Andrews on Wednesday in Birmingham, Ala. He said he is seeking as many opinions as he can for a reason.

"I'm just trying to make the best decision possible for the team and for my career," Merriman said.

Coach Norv Turner has remained optimistic all week that Merriman will be able to play this season. He again expressed that hope Saturday.

"Right now, in talking to him, his mind-set is he's doing everything he can to get ready for Carolina, our opener," Turner said. "He just wants to get a little bit more information on his knee."

Merriman has made the Pro Bowl in each of his three NFL seasons. He has 39½ sacks in that span, more than any other NFL player.

This sucks ass ... First Merriman, now Osi. Osi being gone for the season, that's a fucking blow to the defense. Merriman should just take the surgery option, even though he not likely will be with the Chargers next year due to contract. I'd like to see Merriman come back and not risk his career just to prove a point. Go get it cured now, and hopefully next season, everything will be alright (hopefully). So much going on in the NFL right now, as far as injuries ... this is why I don't like having the starters play these quarters/ whole half and shit ... TOO risky!

I'm still cleaning up from last night's massacre of the Skins'/Panther's game. What the hell happened? Gameplanning, my ass ... Peppers was making my Skins' pro-offensive line look like rookies.

Oh well ... that's all I got for right now.

Holla!

Mercernaries 2 Commercial

I tried so hard to hold it in, but ....

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!



Saturday, August 23, 2008

Transporter 3 Trailer



OH FUCK YES! You know, I am a huge Jason Statham fan ... especially as Transporter, just went to see Death Games, fucking wicked. Now Transporter 3 coming out. I was hoping this would happen. There's a Crank 2 coming out soon, so I heard about on IMDB. Check out the trailer ... YES!

Bow Wow vs. The Game




No, not lyrically, but on the 'sticks' ... Bow Wow issued a challenge out to The Game in the new Madden 2009 game. Recently, both have been going back to back talking trash. I was reading over at Vibe, and they have it where they want you to choose who you think would win.

Several vids are posted over on Vibe between the two. To see them, click here.

Da Brat Sentenced to 3 Yrs. In Prison



Rap star Da Brat has been sentenced to three years in prison, with seven years probation and 200 hours of community service, for striking a woman with a rum bottle at an Atlanta nightclub last year. She must also undergo substance abuse treatment, a mental evaluation, and attend anger management classes.

The incident happened on Halloween at Studio 72. The witness, a waitress at the club, suffered permanent facial scarring from the altercation. Brat, real name Shawntae Harris, stood as family members wept as she was taken into custody on Friday. Brat pleaded guilty to aggravated assault, and as she was led out the courtroom she calmly looked over at relatives and said, "I love y'all."

Source: Vibe.com


A little too old for this DB' ....

John Legend Partners with Andre 3000 for "Green Light" Video



So my boy Andre 3000 has tagged on with John Legend for the song "Green Light". I definitely like the song, the vid is lovely imo.

MindFuck'd! : When Your Brain Wanders Off Into ...




Have you ever went to sleep at nights, only for a delirious scene to take place. Sometimes it's a good one, a dream you only wished for to happen, and one that is downright maddening?

Well I went through what could be described as deep, intense dream.
Basically I went to one of my friend's birthday party. All had turned out fine and well, until all of the guests were leaving. I was already in the car, waiting for my girlfriend to stop mingling with the folks, wanting her to get her ass in the car. It was late as hell, it seemed. Well only a few minutes in waiting time, two dudes had bumped into each other in their ride. It was indeed unintentional. I seen no harm in it. Both however got out of the car with foul words and stepped into each other's face. All with that happening, two white delivery vans came rolling through. With those two arguing, they had both reached underneath their sport jacket, grabbing their pistol. Everyone unaware of this shit, how could you be aware of something like this.

So as it kept becoming a standstill that was just words flowing from each other's mouth about the car and then it scaled to something else. That led to one of the guys going to the white van and opening the door. Come to find out after the door opened, the guy was heavily stacked with shells and AK-47's. He turned around swiftly, as the guy saw it. He took no chance and quickly shot the guy with the AK-47 right in his temple. One shot ... accurate as hell, right?


Soon as he shot the guy, those who had ducked for cover were smart. That supposed to have been me, aware and smart to drive the hell off. However in this dream, I was the 'dunts' or howerver you spell it. Just sitting there and watching this unfold. Others were around too, the nosey ass guests. Soon as the guy shot him, lord behold, the van was stacked with not only weapons but men in black (no pun intended), ski-masks, all the gear on. They were already armed and up. A damn shootout had become of the scene. The guy who shot the other guy had become nothing but blood and pieces of flesh spread around his ride and the other guy's ride. Those nosey ass guests were no more either. The guys in black, chose to shoot at both cars causing both to explode in a chain reaction-like behavior.


Where was I? Still there ... this is totally not me. If I even see one fucker pull out something, before he can unveil it, I'm gone. Hell I'll be gone soon as the event is over with.
In this scene, I was still there. Then the light bulb clicked on, telling myself why not go ahead and go now before anything else happen. Yeah, doing that only triggered the peeps in the van to see us leave in hastily fashion. Spinning around in their white unmarked van, they were armed, aiming at my ride. Next thing you know, I'm ducking for cover and shit while my ride gets fucked in the ultimate way.

You know that scene from "Set It Off" when Queen Latifah was in her ride, and it got shot up, and the fucker slowed down?
Same shit happened to my ride, w/o the tricks inside. Heat was felt underneath the car, a fucking fire was happening as I got the chance to peek out the mirror to see flaring flames come up the side of the car. Next thing you know ....

Shit blew up.

I woke up in an instant, sweaty as shit.

.... I must sleep 'safe' from now on ...


Note: Don't end up like me, kids .... It's not the safest option in the book!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

"Forever" Chris Brown Vid



Now I know it's been out for a minute, I haven't had a chance to see it. Heard the song plenty of times. Not a CB fan, but this song is continually growing on a brotha' .... especially the crazy/techno-dance beat. I like the vid as well ....

21 Licks ....




Yes, it's that time of the year .... Birthday wishes are given out. Your boy, (Me) has finally reached the milestone of 21 years. Tommorow is the date, hopefully I'll wake up another day to breathe, appreciate, and play on through onto next year.

I'll be posting up some more stuff tonight, because tomorrow, I won't be doing a damn thing ... well I might go into a drunken stuper, and crash my daddy's car while stepping away ...

..............

Just Joking on that part ... Till then ....

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Death Race Exclusive Trailer

Death Race


This comes out in two day ... on my birthday. My ass is going to see that ... Jason Statham .... It's going to be kick-ass flick ... I'd advise you to go see it! I know I am!

Dave Matthews Band saxophonist dies at 46

LeRoi Moore, saxophonist and founding member of the Dave Matthews Band, died Tuesday from complications stemming from injuries he sustained in an ATV accident, the band's publicist said.

Moore, 46, died "unexpectedly" at a hospital, publicist Ambrosia Healy said in a statement.

Moore was taken to Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles, California, and had been rehabilitating at his L.A. home after the June 30 accident at his farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia.

The Dave Matthews Band was formed in Charlottesville in 1991 by Matthews, drummer Carter Beauford and Moore, an established saxophonist in the local music scene.


Damn ... I seriously think there is a draft going up in Heaven, no bull. Too many are going too damn soon, first Bernie, then Isaac, now LeRoi Moore. R.I.P!

Honorees Named for VH1's Fifth Annual Hip Hop Honors




"Five must be VH1’s magic number. That is the number of honorees for their fifth annual VH1 Hip Hop Honors, which will be executive-produced by Nelson George and, Fab 5 Freddy. The celebrated show will be premiering on VH1 and VH1 Soul on October 7 at 10 p.m.

Comedian Tracy Morgan will return as the host, helping contemporary hip hop acts to pay their dues to West Coast legends, Cypress Hill and Too $hort, Native Tongue stalwarts, De La Soul, East Coast pioneer Slick Rick, and the New Jersey underdogs-turned-superstars, Naughty By Nature."



FINALLLYYYYYYYY!!! Definitely good news .....Long, Long overdue ...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Fuuuuuuuuuuck Off




Really. I am beginning to think about slitting wrists when it comes to the people.

One has to yell for no fucking reason and overreact a situation.

The others are just as annoying in their own way.

Listen to me people, stay the hell away from Jamaica. These fuckers got issues.

This has been a bulletin by me.

Friday, August 15, 2008

NFL Preason Wk2: Carolina Panthers @ Philadelphia Eagles



The Eagles Make a 4th Quarter Comeback Against The Panthers ...

I really enjoyed the turnout of this game besides the hour of a rain delay that set it back a little. However, I liked the hard hits from both teams, Delhomme coming back from that surgery, he looked alright. McNaab did his thing as well as the rest of the teams putting out good stuff, late in the 4th Quarter. Carolina was going alright, but the Eagles put the Panthers to bed in the late end ...

I'll be waiting tonight for the Raiders and Titans game, I have a feeling it's going to be a good one ...



Thursday, August 14, 2008

X Games Hardest Smacks!

You Got Darkmaned


Many like the X-Games, some may not even know what in the hell it is. It is indeed a favorite of mines to watch every year in August, and it never disappoints you. So to get a taste of just how and what it feels like when you catch your foot under the railing ... Not a good result.

DARKMANED!!

Nike Commercial For the 2008 Olympics ft. Marvin Gaye



This commercial right here for those who may have not gotten the chance to see it. It is simply epic, you hear. There's another one they have that features "All These Things That I've Done" by the Killers ... but this one owns all. I really enjoyed every second of these Nike commercials for the Olympics, very, very classy.

Fuck This Shit


Woman = Me. Dog = My Family.


I'm annoyed. This family. This situation. This life in general. What is this bullshit I talk of? Jamaica. I'm up in this f'n country and I knew this minute I touched down on the plane I would hate this place. There isn't shit to do. Ever.

Everyone has their car, their own life. What do I have? This laptop. Fun. Fun times indeed. So what positioned am I placed in? In the same damn place I've been in for God knows how many years. When I say I'm moving the hell away from my family in the immediate future I tell no lies.

Where did this sudden rant come from? Today. This whole day has been shit. From my cousin's friend saying I have no "phone manners" (oh yeah bitch? get some parental skills to deal with your hell spawn kid) to burning my fucking fingers on a hot plate. Getting yelled at while joking with my cousin. Man this place is retarded as fuck and I'm just tired of it. I get bit by mosquitoes and nothing including the shit they buy for me works. The only thing that would work I can't buy because my cousin doesn't like a mosquito net (wow holy fuck, you're worried about a little more heat and I'm worried about malaria...I wonder who has more important concerns). It's been overall a fucked day and I just wanted to blog about it. I plan to update a playlist on my MP3 player so I don't have to deal with these jackasses during crunch time for my other cousin's wedding.

"HEY DAEMON..."

Uh what's that? Can't hear you, listening to music...video...whatever the fuck is NOT you. Little children will be like "let me listen to your MP3" and I will be like "go to hell". Then inform them I can buy their house five times over with ease. Cruel? Yes. But the people in this country are cruel. Think about the most ignorant, rude, horrendous versions of black people like ghetto people times two and stuff all those people on one island. It's Jamaica. Fuck this country. Fuck it right in it's ass with no lube. I can't wait until I get my own room. I will get a job, hustle hard as fuck, beg, do whatever it takes to make my life comfortable and American-like. All I need is this laptop and an entertainment system with a video game console. You will never see this fucker walking the streets of Kingston AGAIN! They will be like

"Oh D, why don't you come out some place with us?"

and I'll be like, "NO."

Fuck these people. They think I'm bad when I talk? Wait until you can't get a fucking word out of me. Wait until you see me in my coldest rawest form. There is a reason why people prefer to call me Glacier than Daemon. They'll see why when I give them the cold shoulder and ignore them.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Saints Row 2 Trailer




I think it's safe to say, homeboy here will be getting that when it comes out, for sure!!!

Welcome 2 JamRock's #1 Misfit


I just got added on the The.Jayspot roster. OUT IN THE STREETS THEY CALL IT MURDA! Yes, I'm currently blogging from Jamaica a.k.a Jam-Rock. I'm up in hills. Elite, bitches. Straight elite. Enough joking I guess I should tell you what you might be interested in which is some stats on the new kid:

\\ Name //
Daemon Michael Johnson

\\ Birth //
September 30, 1989

\\ Genetics //
Dark Brown (Hair / Eyes), Light Skin

\\ Heritage //
German / Jamaican

\\ Nationality //
American

\\ Located //
In the hills, St. Andrew, Jamaica

\\ Occupation //
Student / Writer

Well that's it for now. Over the weeks and such you'll hear how I feel. Trust me, I can rant. Until then, I'll be out watching The Dark Knight in the movie theater with my cousin. Remember..."OUT IN THE STREETS THEY CALL IT MURDA!" Heh.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Favre, Just Give It Up, Mate!



The man has done alot in his career within the NFL Organization. Last season ended on a good note. You deleted the season before the latest one and did what 'Favre' does, that is "Win". Now, I'm no Packers fan, but I give credit where credit is due. You've done alot for the Packers organization, so just take a back seat and let the other QB get his chance to shine. Hell, Favre could give tips to help develop the young quarterback that is Aaron Rodgers. But then I quickly forgot that Favre said that night about it wasn't in his contract to teach or help out the younger Quarterbacks, which is pretty damn selfish. While true, for a man with those wonderful stats and acheivements, you're telling me you couldn't assert yourself to helping out the younger ones in helping them to level their game up.

So now, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the New York Jets are now within this huge debacle with the trade rumours for Favre. Bucs' have Garcia, that's good enough. They have talent in the QB position. Jets have Pennington and Clemmens. Why would you waste a trade on Favre? Trade for a top threat receiver or something, not on Favre.

So basically now Brett isn't in the right 'mindset' to play for the Packs'. Goodell should've never reinstated Favre. As they say, the saga continues.

All I hope for is that Favre doesn't come across "Mr. Lights Out" Shawne Merriman, because it will disasterous. Favre' really should've took the money to retire and be with his family ....

Oh well ...



The Entrance

The Jayspot welcomes all those who view this blog. Expect alot of sports, some gaming, and my daily thoughts on things ... so it should be quite interesting. I enjoy all who choose to take time and read my upcoming blogs. I definitely appreciate the support!