Gonna Have to Ask You To Go To Hell

Seriously...I hate people. I hate stupid people more. Let me give list you why my family members suffer from mental retardation from the worst ways:

Uncle: He feels as though he should quit his job cause a woman got promoted over him. Now if this isn't bad enough, this man goes and has two more kids to add to his two kids he already has to support. The last one - out of wedlock. Fucking retard. His wife up and leaves him and goes to Florida taking two of the kids leaving one at home and the other out of wedlock kid somewhere in Jamaica. (It's not hers, why should she give a damn?)

Aunt: Stop the f'n elitist bullshit already woman. You're not special and you know it.

Aunt's Oldest Daughter: Just. Fuck. Off. Really. Every little damn thing someone does you feel the need to yell at them and boss them around.

Aunt's Youngest Daughter: You are no better than your older sister and if you start some shit with me I will hook you in the mouth, cousin or no cousin. Act like a man, get pummeled like one. Hook you off with that Rick James brass knuckles: U-N-I-T-Y!

The rest of these misfits: Just fuck off really. You all think your high shit and talk down about me, America, and Americans. If America ever decides to embargo your ass you'll be worse off than Haiti so suck a big one, idiots. What makes you so awesome? Is it that MOST MURDEROUS COUNTRY OF 2007? Or the fact you are the most hateful pieces of shit to disgrace the Caribbean. You aren't shit, neither is this little backwards island you call Jamaica. I came for my degree, I'm leaving with my sanity. Fuck you.

Fuck This Shit

Woman = Me. Dog = My Family.

I'm annoyed. This family. This situation. This life in general. What is this bullshit I talk of? Jamaica. I'm up in this f'n country and I knew this minute I touched down on the plane I would hate this place. There isn't shit to do. Ever.

Everyone has their car, their own life. What do I have? This laptop. Fun. Fun times indeed. So what positioned am I placed in? In the same damn place I've been in for God knows how many years. When I say I'm moving the hell away from my family in the immediate future I tell no lies.

Where did this sudden rant come from? Today. This whole day has been shit. From my cousin's friend saying I have no "phone manners" (oh yeah bitch? get some parental skills to deal with your hell spawn kid) to burning my fucking fingers on a hot plate. Getting yelled at while joking with my cousin. Man this place is retarded as fuck and I'm just tired of it. I get bit by mosquitoes and nothing including the shit they buy for me works. The only thing that would work I can't buy because my cousin doesn't like a mosquito net (wow holy fuck, you're worried about a little more heat and I'm worried about malaria...I wonder who has more important concerns). It's been overall a fucked day and I just wanted to blog about it. I plan to update a playlist on my MP3 player so I don't have to deal with these jackasses during crunch time for my other cousin's wedding.

"HEY DAEMON..."

Uh what's that? Can't hear you, listening to music...video...whatever the fuck is NOT you. Little children will be like "let me listen to your MP3" and I will be like "go to hell". Then inform them I can buy their house five times over with ease. Cruel? Yes. But the people in this country are cruel. Think about the most ignorant, rude, horrendous versions of black people like ghetto people times two and stuff all those people on one island. It's Jamaica. Fuck this country. Fuck it right in it's ass with no lube. I can't wait until I get my own room. I will get a job, hustle hard as fuck, beg, do whatever it takes to make my life comfortable and American-like. All I need is this laptop and an entertainment system with a video game console. You will never see this fucker walking the streets of Kingston AGAIN! They will be like

"Oh D, why don't you come out some place with us?"

and I'll be like, "NO."

Fuck these people. They think I'm bad when I talk? Wait until you can't get a fucking word out of me. Wait until you see me in my coldest rawest form. There is a reason why people prefer to call me Glacier than Daemon. They'll see why when I give them the cold shoulder and ignore them.